A Danish petition is circulating on a site called DenMarkification.com, calling on Denmark to buy California from Donald Trump. The petition says Denmark needs more sunshine, palm trees, roller skates and avocado toast. It proposes renaming Disneyland “Hans Christian Andersenland” and putting Mickey Mouse in a Viking helmet. The site says, “Why California? To protect the free world: Most people say we have the best freedom, Colossal freedom.”