Trump texts Norway’s PM that he’s going to take Greenland because Norway hurt his feelings by not giving him a Nobel prize

Convicted felon/sexual abuser/President Trump sent a text to Jonas Gahr Støre, the Prime Minister of Norway, at 4:15 p.m. on Sunday, January 18, 2026, saying that because he wasn’t given a Nobel Peace Prize, “I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace…” and indicating he would seize Greenland from Denmark because “there are no written documents” saying Denmark owns Greenland, and “the World is not secure unless we have [C]omplete and [Total] [C]ontrol of Greenland” (sic).

Trump wrote,

“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”